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I had not had sex in a long time and I didn’t know how to masturbate because I’m Catholic and you just don’t do that. I was in graduate school and I really wanted to have an orgasm but I wasn’t seeing anyone...so I decided…this was in the early 80’s… to go to a sex store and buy a vibrator. Oh my God, this is the Wild West, small town...I parked five blocks away so no one from school would see me and I went in very quietly... and picked one out and asked the manager if this was a quiet vibrator because I had a roommate at the time...there were all these grizzled kind of cowboys around looking at sex magazines...and the manager yells really loud, “Hey Mike! Is this the quiet one the quiet vibrator? Or is it the other one?”
God! All the cowboys turned around and I am standing there holding this very vibrator. So much for parking five blocks away! He was so loud I thought they could hear him all the way to school! But, it was worth it!
Of course, I stopped shopping and just went home with it. And it was the first time I ever tried to masturbate with a toy...and ta da! It worked! I came 28 times in two hours...I am not kidding...I thought I might die from pleasure...but I didn’t die.
In fact, I graduated!
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